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She looks at me and recognizes game, so she grabs it. I lead her upstairs, while pushing everyone out of my way in the process. I get ready to head for the sofa. Fuck. Already two girls sitting on it making out. I then decide to pull her over to the balcony area. I start talking to her. She keeps staring at my lips. Before I even get a chance to really game her…

Her: “Kiss me.”

And we start making out for about five minutes. I am taking this girl home. Tonight. One problem. My game plan tonight was to get laid. And part of that plan was for me to drive, so I could just speed out with a girl at any point in the night. The problem? Instead of having The Drunken Russian meet us at Skully’s, he got off of work early, and we took his truck to Skully’s instead of meeting there separately. That, and now I am the designated driver. I foresee a problem.

I really have to fucking piss. I lock the girl in with my Jack Daniels t-shirt that I won, and go take a piss. Back upstairs. She’s not there. Fuck. I then see two hot blondes and ask them about my girl…

Girls: “You look like Tyson Beckford.”

I just look at them like they are fucking stupid. I look NOTHING like Tyson Beckford…

Girl: “Watch this!”

And this chick grabs the stair railing, flips upside down, opens her legs wide the fuck open so that I can see everything, and begins kicking her legs around in different directions. Wow. Baby, you said Tyson Beckford? You keep doing tricks like that for me, and I’ll be whoever you want me to be. Where the hell is a camera when you need one?

Back downstairs. I see my girl’s friends. Ask where she went with my shirt. The bathroom. She comes out. One problem. She is now back with her friends. I either have to start all over again, or find a new girl. Their group is also in a corner of the bar, which makes it impossible to casually reinitiate. Not one to be a try-hard, I decide to find a new girl.

Still in the front bar area. A tall girl looks at me…

Girl: “Baby, you’re hot.”

And she takes her fur scarf thingy, wraps it around my neck, pulls me in, and starts dancing with me. She releases, and I make my way back outside with my friends. A guy with a camera sees me and The Peacemaker. Asks to take our picture with the girls we’re talking to. Being the ass that I am, I make one of the girls place her arm around me and not vice versa.

Time’s running out. I got one more chance. Two more girls. I tease them. Zenfox goes after one girl, leaving me open to talk to the other one. This girl is clearly attracted to me. However, she is under 21, so do I push for the one night stand or do I get a phone number? I listen to my gut. I know that she isn’t going to leave with me because there isn’t enough rapport. I then take a risk. Armed with new 


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